dec 9 in idea barrages

Gravy-making ironically starts with a fond farewell.

As with most children’s songs, “Where Is Thumbkin” would be really creepy sung in a slow minor key and horror movies trailers have been created on less. THUMBKIN would be a weird horror flick but the trailer would be effective.

If we ever find out that Christopher Walken was high on LSD during the filming of the video for “Weapon Of Choice”, I just hope the headline is WALKEN ON SUNSHINE.

The Black Crowes “Hard to Handle” definitely involves the line “hey little girl, just throw out that candycorn” whether they admit it or not.

The Dewey Decimal System is pretty shelf-explanatory.

Why say you’re a “pornographer” when you can say you “work in the privates sector”?

Does anyone else, internally, refer to “Lady and the Tramp” as “SPAGHETTI MAN WANTS THE DOGS TO FUCK” or is it just me?

If everything’s made up, nothing is. Thing is, a few things aren’t actually made up. Most things? Most things are just made up. Just about everything other than being humane to each other. Just about everything is arbitrary cultural frippery other than kindness. Hold to kindness.