dec 1 in idea barrages

If Taco Bell workers weren’t so horribly underpaid, I would order a quesadilla and when I got it, I would be like “one? just one? I ordered an entire CASE of dillas!” but, like, they suffer enough just being there. I don’t want my terrible wordplay to make it worse for them.

LESS MILD INCONVENIENCE, MORE EXTRA SPICY INCONVENIENCE

Your choices at an Indian restaurant are naan-negotiable.

I feel like a good cheap joke for a grown-up cartoon would be one of those kiddie characters where every sixth word is their name, like The Smurfs or Megaman in Captain N, except it’s just the foulest curseword you can think of. But they are absolutely pure and sweet otherwise.

It’s so weird how when we see a show, we have to pretend all the actors are friends like their characters & when the obvious comes out that they’re co-workers at best, some people get so mad about it. After they die, we step on their graves with that fantasy for nostalgia bucks.

Whose father who art in Heaven? RUN’S father who art in heaven. Whose father who art in heaven? RUN’S father who art in heaven.

Why culturally appropriate Native culture with “spirit animal” when you can have an “eldritch familiar” instead?

In Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Trolley Problem, the ethical dilemma is NOT make believe.