nov 27 in idea barrages

Snow, I don’t mind, as long as I don’t have to shovel it. Just don’t start playing “Christmas Wrapping” by the Waitresses, the only Christmas music more grating than Mariah Carey or Michael Buble being unthawed from cryo for the holiday season.

In this nightmare, I was back in L.A. (though people from Little Falls were there too? dream logic) and I was in the car with an ex driving and she got into a car accident and immediately panicked and tried to frame me for it, not out of malice but out of base self-preservation. As I tried to defend myself, all phones stopped working for me, and I was at the mercy of friends to help me get out of it.

The Franks were a Germanic people so, if you think about it, every mug at Oktoberfest is a Frankin’ Stein.

Before he was a cameraman for the Bugle, in high school, Spidey was briefly a web developer.

Why say “portapotty” when you can say “voiding booth”?

A series of sequels to THE SHAPE OF WATER where she manages to seduce a minotaur, a centaur, a European-style dragon, an Asian-style dragon, etc.

Now had it been HOW I MET YOUR MOTHRA, maybe I would’a watched it.

A “Who” meta-mash-up that goes, like, “People try to put us down / too much, magic bus / just because we get around / too much, magic bus” was going through my head all day. It was weird.