nov 11 in idea barrages

If you think about it, whenever you had your first Shirley Temple was probably also when you busted your Maraschino cherry.

A rapping lich called “Soul Jar Boy”.

If you drink too many beach vacation drinks, you risk contracting Pina Colitis.

My favourite line in HARRY POTTER AND THE NURSING BRA OF DESTINY was definitely “Ten points to Nippledoor!”

The existence of quantum foam suggests the existence of quantum floam.

Why say “incontinence” when you can say “premature evacuation”?

When grown-up haunted houses call themselves “horror attractions” I just imagine people looking at people that they hate being attracted to.

“Peter Pan” is actually short for “Peter Trepanning” and they’re just all in near-death hallucinations after botched skull surgeries.