nov 11 in idea barrages
- Nov. 11, 2024, 1:59 a.m.
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If you think about it, whenever you had your first Shirley Temple was probably also when you busted your Maraschino cherry.
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A rapping lich called “Soul Jar Boy”.
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If you drink too many beach vacation drinks, you risk contracting Pina Colitis.
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My favourite line in HARRY POTTER AND THE NURSING BRA OF DESTINY was definitely “Ten points to Nippledoor!”
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The existence of quantum foam suggests the existence of quantum floam.
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Why say “incontinence” when you can say “premature evacuation”?
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When grown-up haunted houses call themselves “horror attractions” I just imagine people looking at people that they hate being attracted to.
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“Peter Pan” is actually short for “Peter Trepanning” and they’re just all in near-death hallucinations after botched skull surgeries.
Squidobarnez ⋅ November 13, 2024
that last one made me shudder because I've had several craniotomies and my skull is all jacked up and sometimes I feel like I'm the living dead.
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