nov 5 in idea barrages

Pretend that you believe a character in D&D that uses both martial prowess and magical skill a “Gish” out of respect to the versatility of the great silent film star Lillian Gish.

A movie about a cross-country road race during the tail end of a zombie apocalypse called CANNIBAL RUN.

Why say “KFC cashier” when you can say “chickentender”?

Cartoons don’t die, they just go into a state of suspended animation.

Whenever someone shares a picture of a rural home they find beautiful and wish they could afford to retire away to it, to avoid humanity in splendid isolation, it always just looks like the murder cabin from a horror movie to me.

A creepy pasta / SCP / internet folk-horror story about the dough-boy Poppin Fresh called “PILLSBURIED”.

Those roulette chips where like every tenth chip is super hot, except they’re cool ranch, but they’re called CRUEL RANCH DORITOS.

A head-canon where the Food Fighters toy line, their meat was all slain combatants in the Barnyard Commando toy line.