oct 30 in idea barrages

Zootopia fan fiction contains entirely too much bunnilingus.

I like to believe that the bottom ranks of a rugby league are referred to as the “scrum dumpster”.

Turns out that they’re named Team Rocket because they REALLY REALLY REALLY like arugula. Like, if you just gave them enough arugula, they’d totally stop chasing after The Shock Rat.

Few people talk about Isaac Asimov’s brief attempt at marketing cosmetics, his foundation trilogy.

Investigating the burglary of Phish’s tour bus, the police vowed to leave no stoner unturned.

He anted for the poker hand with the deed to his cattle farm, significantly raising his steaks.

When life gives you lululemons, make lululemonade. Which is a poorly-mixed Cosmopolitan!

If you had a crossover between Daredevil and Bucky O’Hare, you could deploy supporting characters to call the miniseries “Echo and the Bunnymen” and be totally technically accurate.