oct 28 in idea barrages

A police procedural about food crimes called “Law and Order: Special Victuals Unit”.

Why say “fisting orgy” when you can say “three-hole punch”?

When you need a ritual in five minutes or less, that calls for a microwave coven.

Did you hear the story about the ghost of a child who died falling out of a very high bed? Yeah, it got debunked.

Only just this very minute did I realize how unsettling the persistent use of past tense in the children’s song “B-I-N-G-O” is. There WAS a farmer HAD a dog. What happened to them? How did they die? Did one take out the other, driven mad by repetitive singing?

Breakdancin’ Frankenstein… Breakenstein, if you will… is always seen carrying around his signature Tombbox.

A parody of Leon Russell’s “This Masquerade” about some sort of ass parade.

I just hope Birdemic 3 will be subtitled “THIRD DEGREE BIRDS”.