oct 16 in idea barrages

We have put Circuit City and Hooters into the malfunctioning teleporter and they have fused into something called “Breast Buy”.

Why say “wet nurse” when you could say “succor mom”?

A boxing nobleman called The Prince of Wails.

Using the “you can lead a horse to water” / “you can lead a horticulture” pun around Poison Ivy is a good way to get garroted by a thorny vine.

Dr. Frankenstein in his first interview segment on SURVIVOR: TRANSYLVANIA - “Personally, I actually AM here to make friends.”

LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM! / LISA NEEDS BRACES! / DENTAL DAM!

If we had a time machine and changed the pumpkin spice memetic trend to “soup spice”, I think we’d see some really fun, really bonkers butterfly effect.

Send a D&D party shopping in the Underdark so that at the EXACT right moment, you can say “There’s a group of dark-elf bards hired to promote the sales, you can hear them singing, Drow Bazaar! Drow Bazaar, Drow Bazaar, Drow Bazaar! Oooh baby, sales makin’ me, every time I look around, every time I look around, there’s somewhere to save!”