sept 25 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 24, 2024, 9:56 p.m.
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  1. An astonishingly dumb romantic comedy about two opposing campaign managers falling in love called “Pollster Opposites”.

  2. A zombie-themed crime fighter who always introduces himself before battle. “I am Demetrius Kalashnikov… DECAY FOR SHORT!”

  3. The Cowardly Lion simply suffered from nerve-damage.

  4. Sometimes the easiest way to learn gardening is simple trowel-by-fire.

  5. The other 364 days a year, we have to pretend we’re not wearing costumes.

  6. They could’ve called “Zootopia” “Bunny and Clawed” but they didn’t, because they lack vision.

  7. I still say that “leaf peeping” needs a better term because it sounds like the most painful UTI imaginable. “What are you, passing a kidney stone?” “No, it’s worse, I’m leaf peeping.”

  8. A gourmet version of Hot Pockets called Haute Poquettes.


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