sept 17 in idea barrages

A version of “All Apologies” from the perspective of Moe from the Three Stooges, if only so that he can be screaming “LARRY!” over and over at the end.

“I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” not from the perspective of a weird looking horny British man but rather from the perspective of an unhinged Southern Gentleman demanding a duel for satisfaction of his damaged honour. “Sir, I say, sir, I say, I can’t get no, I demand satisfaction!”

There probably isn’t an Aquaman villain named King Salmon but there SHOULD be.

“Citizen journalism” is just code for “thoughtless wackos spreading conspiracy theories to drive clicks”.

I’ve always been fascinated by the fact that the Hamburglar said “robble robble” and not “burger-burger” or something. He defines himself by what he does, not what he needs, and that’s a real Choice.

You accept the band of prostitutes into your fortress, they’re quite attractive, but in nine months, they give birth to an army of warrior babies that take over the city. SURPRISE. THE TROJAN WHORES.

A superhero spin-off of that crazy old “Food Fighters” toy line called “Starch-Enemies”.

Why say “retail therapy” when you can say “shelf-medicating”?