1028 in idea barrages

1.) Before taking into consideration the judgments of others, double-check if they are completely crazy first.

2.) I sum up my life trajectory thus: the process of shouting “THEATRE!” in a crowded fire.

3.) If I were Radiohead, whenever people requested “Creep” I would bust out a cover of TLC’s Creep.

4.) What’s also fun is resizing photos while saying things like “Enhance Sector 325” as though you were in BLADERUNNER.

5.) ASCII no questions, italics, no lies.

6.) You know who’s probably really relieved that ebola is the stupid scare du jour? The band Anthrax.

7.) Just because it works for you, doesn’t mean it works. Just because it’s good for you, it still makes things worse.

8.) You can’t force the future to be one way or the other. You have to just react as it comes upon you and do the best you can.

9.) Jerry Lewis develops a potion that transforms him into the Dali Lama. THE PRESENT-MINDED PROFESSOR. It’s… pretty terrible.