sept 9 in idea barrages

“Ain’t no LAW says a dog can’t be wireless headphones!” is the perfect trailer line for EAR BUD.

It goes without saying but.

If you pronounce “girl boss” as “girlb oss”, it sounds like a word in the Klingon translation of Kraftwerk’s “Autobahn”.

He considered suing that the erectile dysfunction pills didn’t work but, in the end, there were no hard feelings.

All I got left in my brain for the night is patterning a pope hat after a McDonalds large fry box. As to whether I’ll do anything with the idea or not, well, I mitre might not.

The malaria mosquito was bad enough, look out for hepatitis bee!

Landscapers would be a lot better trope for pornos than plumbers or cable guys. Bush work, edging, it all kind of writes itself.

The middle-aged male urge to only listen to Wilco “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” and Cursive “The Ugly Organ” on loop together for the next month straight.