sept 7 in idea barrages

  • Sept. 6, 2024, 3:45 p.m.
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  1. They should call crochet meetings “hook-ups”.

  2. A mad zoologist takes to the high seas with a crew of primate pirates in PIECES OF APE.

  3. Is there anything stupider or more disingenuous than an Apartheid South African unhinged trust-fund baby wandering around America pretending to be a “citizen journalist”? Those words don’t mean what ignorant silver-spooners mean what they think it means.

  4. Why say “fleshlight” when you could say “batch roller”?

  5. Okay, but if Beach Ken HAD had genitals, we at least agree that they would technically be Beach Balls.

  6. A way to market food to fans of 1500s England: Boleyn-Bag Rice!

  7. Making money off selling dragon pelts tends to involve an economy of scale.

  8. Whoever decided “A Walk In The Park” was the code for “easy” has never walked a dog that hates all other dogs through a park.


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