1027 in idea barrages

1.) Wendy didn’t like putting labels on love, she preferred simply “pansexual”.

2.) Apparently if you want to pretend your boner pill ad is classy, you get a lady with a British accent. Noted.

3.) A parody of “Stacy’s Mom” about the Friday the 13th movies? “Jason’s mom has got it going on…“

4.) I still could not tell you the difference between Taylor Swift and Kelly Clarkson, thank God.

5.) “It’s an article of faith” & “the Lord works in mysterious ways” are just fancy ways to say “because I said so”.

6.) When people paint over graffiti, they should have to sign it “Killjoy was Here”.

7.) It’s Michael Dorn walking around on his knees humourously teaching us how to putt. It’s “Worf on Golf”. It’s… pretty terrible.

8.) Reflect on the Orwellian double-speak of the organization that legally codified money counting more than votes is called “Citizens United”.

9.) In the gentrified outer boroughs of Cimmeria lives the hipster warrior Cronut The Barbarian. He’s… pretty terrible.

10.) When you make a joke about a horrible tragedy with enough distance to be tasteful, people should say “Perfect timing!” It’s only fair.

11.) He named each of his wine cellars after a woman, so he could have a port in every girl.

12.) Those who’ve sold their souls for money are very concerned with their wealth and hellbeing.

13.) I cannot apologize enough for being from the generation that popularized the use of the word “bro”. There are not enough words.