sept 3 in idea barrages

The Joker is literally the least interesting romantic partner for Harley Quinn.

The cliched plot about trying to replace a missing pet with a nearly-identical pet before the kids find out should be called the “doggelganger” plot.

When incels in Chicago tip their hats, they say “M’lort”.

“Please,” he demurred, “my FATHER was Wolfman Jonathan. Call me Wolfman Jack.”

Our favourite Halloween game show: Win Ben Frankenstein’s MAWWWAAARRRRGH.

The metal band Cradle of Filth could endorse a soup line “Ladle of Filth”. That’d be pretty cool.

Why say “co-dependent” when you can say “user-friendly”?

Every time I see a story how a teacher needed to have a side-gig as an online sex worker, I’m not offended by the teacher’s morals, I’m offended we’re so short-sighted as a society teachers need to have second jobs. If rich folks would pay fair taxes, 83% of our problems go poof.