aug 30 in idea barrages

If you hide your valuables in false appliances, you can be literally dishwasher-safe.

A chewing gum that’s honey flavoured and black and yellow striped called “Bumblegum”.

John Frankensteinbeck’s “The Grapes of RRRRRRRAUGH”.

If a robot calls and asks me to not hang up, I am absolutely hanging up.

We are only one Hollywood merger away from SHREK IT RALPH.

So I saw “face reading” as trending on youtube and it turns out that it’s not a body language thing, it’s that the Tiktok woo-woo cults have BROUGHT BACK PHRENOOLOGY. First, the Nazis come back, then the plagues, then PHRENOLOGY is back, in influencer form. My word.

In billiards, you use a cue. In snooker, you use a queue.

There’s a song that you know, if it comes up on the show, that the DJ needed to use the bathroom. When he gets there he knows, that the strings still run slow, so there’s no need for grunting and straining. Ooooh, and he takes his time there. Ooooohh, and he takes his time there.