aug 26 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 25, 2024, 9:38 p.m.
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  1. Now that the guy from Smashmouth is deceased, who gets custody of Guy Fieri? My gut says Nickelback? He’s not churchy enough for Scott Creed, he’s not goth enough for Evan Vesence. I feel like he rides with Nickelback now.

  2. Now, the Robert Kennedy Junior Space Center, it’s just a bunch of helium tanks and lawn chairs and duct tape.

  3. “Doctor, I can’t shake the idea that I might actually be lasagna.” “It’s okay, a simple case of Impasta Syndrome.”

  4. There’s cold fusion, there’s hot fusion, then there’s S P I C Y F U S I O N.

  5. Maybe he’s born with it. MAYBE IT’S MUAD’DIB!

  6. Nobody liked my “Flay Bobby Flay Alive” pitch but I still say it has legs.

  7. Why did you all invent the term “bussy” when we could’ve gone with the term “male-box”?

  8. The best places are loathe to kick people out because they serve the whole community. The worst places are loathe to kick people out because they charge extra to people who can’t go anywhere else as they’d get kicked out. This is the horseshoe of liminal pubic spaces.


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