aug 22 in idea barrages
- Aug. 22, 2024, 1:10 a.m.
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If you’re the understudy to the back-up dancers, are you a back-up back-up dancer?
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I’mma stop calling it a “belly” and call it my “man-curves” and see if the redefinition redeems it as sexy.
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“You didn’t get out-muscled, dude, you got beaten through strategy. You were plan-handled!”
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Whenever someone is talking about their pet on social media, pretend they’re actually talking about their beloved elderly butler instead. It really spices the whole thing up!
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If the Asparagus Council ever needs to spend some advertising money so that they can keep getting grants, I can write you one hell of a parody of “The Age of Aquarius” for your ads and we can both be made financially whole, nice and legal.
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The children of men who think too much about The Roman Empire often grow up to be Byzanteens.
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Due to his popularity across the super-human community, The Human Drill was quickly and easily allowed Avengers membership. “Oh yeah,” Hawkeye said, “we all know The Drill.”
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LESS HUSTLE, MORE HEALING
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