july 31 in idea barrages
- Aug. 1, 2024, 12:32 a.m.
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I kind of want The Weeknd to buy the Bernies Dot Com website so his email can be Weeknd At Bernies Dot Com.
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Our representatives shouldn’t be preening fancy idiots pretending they’re better than us, they should be common women & men representing common women & men, sleeves rolled up in comfortable clothes, doing good work, not pretending they’re Caesars and gods. Good on Sen. Fetterman.
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Both the Seelie and Unseelie Courts in the faewild are dangerous both as enemies and as allies. They’re fickle, tread lightly. Now, the Sealyposturpedic Court, they’re cool, they just like napping on really comfortable beds.
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Why did we call it “moss” when we could’a called it “boulder pubes”?
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It’s too bad there’s no longer Ponderosa because their PONDOLORIAN Star Wars tie-in would’ve been the first interesting thing in Star Wars since 1983.
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Why say “labia” when you could say “thigh-lids”?
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Golden Grahams + Count Chocula = The Platonic Breakfast S’mores Ideal.
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One of the sneaky awful things about our economic system is how business leaders only know how to do imaginary business paper-shuffling & don’t have the foggiest idea about the stuff their business actually makes. Then these same men of empty skillsets try to get into government.
Squidobarnez ⋅ August 01, 2024
that last one is too effin' true, all of my jobs have started out in the trenches of a place and I've worked up to more responsibility because I rocked at all of the stages along the way, and they've all been cut down by my brain shtuff.
you rock, Mike.
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