july 15 in idea barrages

I will post every time I hear a person’s name that can be sang with the same rhythm as “Eleanor Rigby” and they’ll have to take this stupid phone outta my cold dead heads to stop me.

An acoustic cover of the Smashing Pumpkins “Mayonaise” but you call it “Veganaise”.

Sometimes I think maybe George RR Martin just gave up on the Game of Thrones when he realized that the only thing people cared about in the show was dragons and breasts, and he’s no good at drawing dragons or breasts so he’s giving up to punish the world.

The way the movie theatre listed that they have “The Nun” but tickets for the Taylor Swift thing also for pre-sale, so the marquee just says “The Nun Taylor Swift” and, like, I feel like that movie would be exponentially more interesting than both put together.

A “fun size” candy bar would be like a yard. This is “disappointment” size you’re handing out.

A pottery studio in Tucson called “Glazing Arizona”.

Let’s start calling a danceable song a “real Boppenheimer”.

The existence of explosive diarrhea implies the existence of implosive diarrhea and, man, that’s a terrifying thought.