june 25 in idea barrages

  • June 24, 2024, 1:26 p.m.
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  1. Mario and Luigi’s mother was named Mia, that’s why they go around yelling “Mama Mia!” al the time.

  2. Seriously, bill collectors and telemarketers both, if you call me and I answer the phone and you immediately put me into a hold queue, clearly what you want to say to me means very very little to you and nothing to me.

  3. The weirdest cliche of sci-fi that persists no matter how much world-building they try to do so as to be grounded in semi-believability is the Single Biome Planet. I just don’t get how those would actually work to evolve complex life or be worth the extra effort of colonization.

  4. Don’t be knocking Benadryl, boys. Diphenhydramine ain’t going nothing to do with post-meth Sudafed. Benadryl is doing good work. Benadryl is the only way I can sleep anymore. Benadryl is how you see The Hatman, but MORE Benadryl is how to avoid The Hatman by BECOMING The Hatman.

  5. You thought you were being environmental by making sandwiches with dolphin-free tuna, little did you know the bread was made with all-porpoise flour.

  6. Your construction-crew-themed country band will be called Rebar MacIntyre.

  7. Why were the first two guys so excited about seeing a bird or a plane? Being excited about seeing Superman, a flying dude, I get, but birds & planes aren’t uncommon sights in a big city like Metropolis. Was one of the first two guys Amish & the second some kind of reverse-Amish?

  8. So many people were spreading lies about Super Mario Brothers 2 that the indignation had whipped him up into a full blown Doki Doki Panic Attack.


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