june 25 in idea barrages
- June 24, 2024, 3:26 p.m.
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Mario and Luigi’s mother was named Mia, that’s why they go around yelling “Mama Mia!” al the time.
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Seriously, bill collectors and telemarketers both, if you call me and I answer the phone and you immediately put me into a hold queue, clearly what you want to say to me means very very little to you and nothing to me.
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The weirdest cliche of sci-fi that persists no matter how much world-building they try to do so as to be grounded in semi-believability is the Single Biome Planet. I just don’t get how those would actually work to evolve complex life or be worth the extra effort of colonization.
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Don’t be knocking Benadryl, boys. Diphenhydramine ain’t going nothing to do with post-meth Sudafed. Benadryl is doing good work. Benadryl is the only way I can sleep anymore. Benadryl is how you see The Hatman, but MORE Benadryl is how to avoid The Hatman by BECOMING The Hatman.
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You thought you were being environmental by making sandwiches with dolphin-free tuna, little did you know the bread was made with all-porpoise flour.
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Your construction-crew-themed country band will be called Rebar MacIntyre.
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Why were the first two guys so excited about seeing a bird or a plane? Being excited about seeing Superman, a flying dude, I get, but birds & planes aren’t uncommon sights in a big city like Metropolis. Was one of the first two guys Amish & the second some kind of reverse-Amish?
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So many people were spreading lies about Super Mario Brothers 2 that the indignation had whipped him up into a full blown Doki Doki Panic Attack.
Squidobarnez ⋅ June 26, 2024
I relied upon benadryl to get to sleep at all throughout my high school years with the then-unknown-seething-mass-of-garbage-inside-my-skull. I became familiar with the various stages of high that you can feel whilst on it, and I was grateful for the sleep it helped me get.
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