june 21 in idea barrages

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach become entertainment executives.

Has there been a jukebox-musical made out of Springsteen’s work called THE BRUCCICAL yet?

A parody of “Where’s Waldo?” called “Found Jesus?” would be pretty hilarious.

My brain is mashing up Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy” and J. Geil’s “Freeze Frame” without my permission. It works but in a fashion that is unnerving.

It’s not a “clubhouse for sex weirdos with belly button fetishes” it’s a “navel observatory”.

All the siege engines you want to operate before you die, that’s your trebuchet list.

Alfred Pennyworth gains the power of invisibility after a freak accident in the Bat-Cave and joins his employer’s crusade more directly under his new superhero identity, Clarified Butler.

Go for both the new agers AND the fundamentalists. Start selling Christ crystals. SELL CHRYSTALS!