june 19 in idea barrages

An Eric Clapton parody explaining the hierarchy of angels in Catholic mythology called “Tiers In Heaven”.

The head canon that the warriors of Eternia aren’t wearing pants at all, they are just incredibly pubically hirsute on that planet.

An A.I. eldritch ritual generator called ChantGPT.

If someone is so insecure in themselves that they have to laugh at all of their own jokes so people will know when to laugh, like Jimmy Fallon, people that insecure are GOING to be the worst bosses on Earth. It just follows.

Less NO PAIN, NO GAIN. More NO PAIN, NO INJURY.

In DC comics, at the beginning of Superman’s career before most people know anything about him, what’s their culture term for “your kryptonite”? I mean, I guess it’s “what’s your Achilles heel?” but it seems so much less focused than “your kryptonite”. It’s almost a perfect term.

Whenever I see the “facebook birthday” notification of a friend or close family member who has passed, it just guts me. Part of me thinks maybe I should see it as a lovely reminder or something but it just doesn’t. Now it’s just… a ghost driving clicks for ol’ Zuck.

It’s a condiment! It’s a last-ditch melee weapon! No, it’s both, it’s Bayonnaise!