june 15 in idea barrages

When you consider that the Proud Boys are basically just Early To Mid Twentieth Century German Historical Reenactors, it is pretty funny that none of them would know what schadenfreude is, let alone be able to pronounce or spell the word.

Please refrain from calling your penis a “probe spermometer.”

Play ancient roleplaying games mid-week and call it THAC0 TUESDAYS.

In “Santa Claus Versus The Martians” the month on Mars which matches up with Earth December is called Septober, suggesting that they should call their holiday season “Septoberfest”. In this essay, I will…

A horror movie where the baseball ghosts in FIELD OF DREAMS terrorize the people of Iowa for preferring college football and it’s called “THE BOYS OF SUMMONED”.

If I had any digital audio editing skills, I would disappear for four months only to return with the world’s most pristine mega-mash-up of Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind”, “New York I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down”, that one Miles Davis solo and “Bacon Pancakes” ever.

A tee-shirt with a picture of the “Friends” cast in berets and turtlenecks and then, in the “Friends” font, instead of the word “Friends” it’s just “French”.

I hope that the person on a higher-quality porn set who has to confirm that everyone tested clean and is using condoms is called a “notary pubic”.