june 13 in idea barrages

  • June 12, 2024, 11:21 a.m.
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  1. You would die if you tried to subsist solely on artificial sugars, all things being Equal.

  2. A parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s “Meatplow” about Ronald MacDonald, the Meatclown.

  3. A fusion of everything wrong with both Ayn Rand and mid-career Mike Myers called THE ATLAS THAT SHRUGGED ME.

  4. A Klingon sneaker store called Kahless Shoes. “IT WOULD BE DISHONOURABLE TO PAY MORE THAN KAHLESS”.

  5. The new six D&D ability scores: Rizz, Stitt, Reng, Tell, Sdom and Terr.

  6. Remember back when the worst thing on Twitter was people trying to make “glizzy” happen?

  7. A parody of “Stacy’s Mom” about Friday the 13th called “Jason’s Mom”.

  8. The P.O.V. character singing is so performatively jealous and laser-focus obsessed, you wonder if it’s deep down not about fear of losing her loser husband and more about her repressed attraction to Jolene.


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