june 1 in idea barrages

In the right font, “Shrek” looks like “Sarek” and so if you’re looking to create a new nerdy mash-up meme, you could do a lot worse than fusing Shrek with Spock’s dad.

Communion wafers are a Mass-produced product.

Burning Man has become The Oscar Red-Carpet for idiot corrupt tech millionaires and it’s hilarious. Every interesting idea eventually gets hollowed out by rich jerks, including most religions & every “film franchise”. Its the way of things. Ironically, even, The Way of the Force.

Aside from the fact that Jimmy Buffett could well have been a nice guy personally and we all deserve dignity in death, like, as a PERFORMER the closest thing I can say to something nice is “…at least he didn’t also write the Pina Colada song.”

A great way to rework that soft-rock “tell me all your thoughts on God” song that I coulda swore was by Matchbox-20 but was apparently by something called “Dishwalla” would be to focus the parody of DC Comics character Gorilla Grodd.

Watching people who made their careers by screaming vague rumours about genre film properties “HIT THAT BELL” “ENABLE NOTIFICATIONS” on the daily on Youtube completely freak out as the strike goes on has maybe been the only fun thing about the strike.

Today, I finally realized that when you take all the colour out of the Blockbuster logo, it looks like a disposable razor blade.

Every wave of musical acts will have names that sound like parodies of the previous wave’s musical act names. I’m really looking forward to seeing how they out-do the absurdity of “Yung Gravy”.