may 28 in idea barrages

I’ve accepted I’ll never be able to play a game that requires more unique inputs than a Sega Genesis paddle provides. I had terrible hand-to-eye coordination even before I was old, now I’m also old & none of of this is me. Enjoy Baldur’s Gate 3, babies with functional reflexes!

Maybe the REAL cryptids were our invading European ancestors that we found along the way.

Ah, Mickey D salads. Like a fig leaf over nudity, doing little but allowing us to pretend things aren’t as they are. A shame they gave up the pretending. I enjoyed pretending that there was something healthful to be purchased from The Meat Clown.

A musical about a gorilla with psychic powers that gives haircuts and eats human flesh called “SWEENEY GRODD”.

If you had to work with the toxic-positivity Pollyanna soccer coach from that streaming service no one should pay for in real life, you would have to quit your job in a few months or risk going to jail for strangling him, even if you think it’s cute in a teevee show.

Didja hear about that new site, Carbn14? Yeah, it’s a dating app.

A bard playing a song about a blacksmith called “Helter Smelter”.

If you’re creating a fake language for a sci fi or fantasy thing, make “Duncan” mean “yo-yos”, somehow.