may 18 in idea barrages

I choose to believe the famous Rochester David Bowie mugshot was due to a fight after calling some food somewhere “garbage” and that’s how the Rochester Garbage Plate was named, as Bowie deserves to have coined many names.

A parody of the Pixies “Monkey Gone To Heaven” about Donkey from Shrek?

I’ve topped myself in my “culturally inexplicable ideas for parodies” category with Blur’s “Beetlebum” but about the Big Bad Beetleborgs.

In this nightmare, my brother and I were going through an abandoned house for treasures before it was torn down to build a Dollar Store but we fell through a floor into a battle between 3rd generation hidden Nazis and 3rd generation hidden Soviets. Dan was angry as hell we lost most of our loot but I was happy we just got away alive.

And then there was, of course, the experiment to create someone who was both a master of voice-over acting AND polka, Lawrence Welker.

Non-Batman DC movies have been mostly terrible for decades cuz they keep trying to make ‘em all Batman movies. Wonder Woman was ok because it was just Captain America w/ Chris Pine as Peg Carter. 2uicide Squad had Gunn’s personal vision. That’s about it non-Bats since Superman 3.

The re-dressed-as-cowboys almost-completely-non-functional Chuck E Cheese band in the Enchanted Forest’s Wild West Saloon never fails to put a smile on my face. It’s a weapon for a more civilized time and it’s ridiculous.

“dehobbit” would also be the cutest term for circumcision ever.