1018 in idea barrages

1.) I hope there’s a Lovecraft Elder God named Y’ghatsi but pronounced “Yahtzee”.

2.) Is an unreliable narrator a narr-do-well?

3.) A parody of “Night Moves” about a ren faire guy working on his knight moves?

4.) Ironically, there is no bigger party foul than using the term “party foul” unironically.

5.) A parody of “Baby Got Back” about how building your ad around a “Baby Got Back” parody is no longer cool? “Lazy Ad Hack”?

6.) He was far too classy to call it a butt plug. He preferred “manhole cover”.

7.) Pretending that you think the NASCAR playoffs are called “the race war” leads to some interesting conversations.

8.) Some would say my sign is Leo, I say my sign is Point Of No Return Two Miles Back. It’s a subtle difference.