may 8 in idea barrages

You have the right to say wherever the story starts and stops for you. Intellectual property law has become a farce and story canon, doubly so. It begins and ends where you need it to. Don’t mourn that freedom, revel in it!

Whenever anyone calls their grandma a “gma” in internet text speak, I briefly think they mean Good Morning America and I am very briefly terribly confused.

If you were going to start a Jewish Deli - Italian-American Cuisine fusion restaurant, there would be worse names than “Matzorella”.

A salsa flavoured seltzer called Saltzer. It’d probably be awful but you know hipsters would pretend it was good because it was hard to find.

Remember when they held Congressional Things with the most tenuous evidence-less testimony about alien “evidence” as a distraction and then when the distraction was no longer useful, nothing real or actionable ever manifested? Because I do.

“Love at first sight” is falling in love with your internal idea of that person. Real love is about learning who they really are and loving the real person. It… takes a lot more time.

There is no justice higher in the land of stoves than A Pellet Court.

Square One TV totally coulda had a superheroine based on a Neil Young song called “Synonym Girl” but they just didn’t have the vision.