109 in idea barrages

1.) When there’s a sale announced at the local BDSM dungeon, it’s important to find out if restrictions apply.

2.) Pizza crust is the best choice for coffee dipping. Life has taught me these things.

3.) There’s no point in complaining about bad timing when your cowardice is what ruined the timing. Learn from it. Move on.

4.) Buncha hipsters go out into the desert and pretend to be Amish for a weekend. It’s called Churning Man. It’s… pretty terrible.

5.) If we’re gonna be honest, it’s more likely that turtles could be mutated to talk than that they could be mutated to digest cheese on pizza.

6.) What’s sixty-feet tall, uses two hundred pounds of eyeliner a day & flies? Gothra.

7.) Yellow journalism was really just adding insult to inquiry.

8.) The earliest pre-cursor to beer, a sort of… primordial booze.

9.) The Bride of Frankenstein suffered from combination skin.

10.) He died by drowning in maple syrup, the pour sap.