jan30 in idea barrages

The arrogance and presumptuousness of the wealthy create a stupidity far more dangerous than any mere ignorance could ever hope to birth.

As a couple, they decided that a vasectomy would be far less dangerous than a tubal ligation or, as they preferred to say, “If it ain’t bloke, don’t fix it.”

A Kidz Bop version of “Don’t Stop Believin” called “Don’t Stop Behavin”.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was not actually a flying car, rather a highly evolved scarab beetle that merely resembled a flying car, something that becomes much clearer when you realize that its full name was “Chitinous Chitinous Bang Bang”.

A barbarian character whose battle anger is derived from memories of their younger days as a clerk in a store for adventurers’ supplies and their nom-de-guerre is “Minimum Rage”.

I’m the kind of guy who would go up to the dude from Mountain and be like “Actually, you know, I have no idea what you mean by Mississippi Queen. I don’t know what you mean.”

The goth cliques and the stoner cliques always ended up getting along, because they were both hanging out in the cemetery at the same time, if not for the same reason. But they still respected each other for that.

Not being in default charge of all things all the time is not the same as being silenced. Even though those presuming upon unfair privilege their category had for centuries believe it so, that’s not being silenced. We’re forced to hear them whine on the reg. That’s not silenced..