jan18 in idea barrages

A parody of Modest Mouse’s “Coyotes” about Bronson Pinchot.

83% of fan-fiction can be summed up in five words: “oh no! only one bed!”

A Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy porn parody called MOISTLY HARMLESS.

Your emo band is now called “Are You There God Its Me Matlock”.

“Some things,” she said, “are only healed through sleep.” “What about insomnia?” “Oh man,” she simply muttered, “that requires sleep most of all. Nothing else will do.”

You do not need a taller sandwich. You need two sandwiches.

Oh man. Remix clips from “Perfect Strangers” into DJ Shadow’s “Midnight in a Perfect World” and just call it “Perfect World”.

Your rockabilly/psychobilly/surfabilly band, however, is now named MARS NEEDS WOLFMEN.