919 in idea barrages

1.) I want a remake of that coffee ad about that cafe in Paris where at the end they flash back & the waiter is Patrick Stewart.

2.) …sweet treat Abba-Zabba… candy, you’re my only friend… sweet treat Abba-Zabba… stay with me until the end…

3.) Light switches and I have an on-again off-again relationship.

4.) We know the article is fake because the Daily Currant is a well-known satire site, like The Onion or Fox News.

5.) If I fail I’ll fail not through lies or playing games rather through aiming too high. If we must die either way I’d rather the Icarus Route.

6.) Social networking, ultimately, is the act of drunk-dialing the universe. And I’m okay with this.

7.) One’s a reformed gang banger, the other’s a disgraced rabbi, they’re cops. Glock ‘n’ Speil.

8.) I’m sorry but that misuse of curlers is going on your permanent record.

9.) To better track my rockin’ five o’clock shadow, NASA built the Stubble Hellascope.

10.) In Soviet Russia, PBR drinks up hipsters!