A Moment from Last Night. in The Napkin.
- Sept. 19, 2014, 9:28 a.m.
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An elf appeared in front of us as we were about to leave a dungeon. Being all evil and kind of on-edge, we intimidated the elf to drop his pants. Our thief then told him we’d blackmail him and tell everyone about his tiny penis. The elf cried to the point of fainting. Our large-penised fighter threw a jar of pee on him to wake him up, and the elf promptly peed himself. We noticed his tongue had been cut off. The large-penised fighter tried to cuddle the elf, but he only cried more. Eventually, our NPC companion got fed up and stabbed the elf.
Dungeons and Dragons, gotta love it.
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