jan8 in idea barrages

Shredder was pretty good with short-term battlefield tactics, but when it came to the long-view planning, Krang was the brains of the operation.

A motorcycle that runs on beer called a Barley Davidson.

It’s not just that falling into a social-media echo-chambre lets you only hear what you already want to hear, it’s that it makes you believe your niche is something everyone cares about all the time too. Remember, it’s still just a niche, it’s only all consuming in your little blinkered bubble.

The weirdest thing about fandom is screams of “RESPECT MY HEAD-CANON” then “okay but mine’s different” then “YOU’RE NOT RESPECTING MY HEAD-CANON BY HAVING YOUR OWN.” It’s all just imaginary stories. You could argue real life is, as well. Let it go, this too shall pass.

The upside to drinking enough coffee to kill a horse is that you never have to worry about containing a horse. At least not a live one. So that’s one possible concern down.

Yosemite Sam as the absolutely mathematically stupidest artillerist artificer ever. INT of 13, WIS of 8, CHA of 8. Great CON & DEX are the only reason he’s still alive at all!

Imagine if every time the Land of Make Believe trolley went from Mr. Rogers house to the Land of Make Believe or back, it had to encounter and resolve The Trolley Problem, explaining why the place is so weirdly underpopulated.

Convince someone at the renaissance fair that Yonnaise is a rank of female nobility, in the hopes that they tip their hat to a lady and say “M’yonnaise”. It’s a long shot but MAN it would hit if you got there.