913 in idea barrages

1.) Donate your unwanted phonebooks to an unfortunate weightlifter who cannot afford phonebooks of his own to tear in half.

2.) It sometimes seems as though the cat and the dog regard each other not as animals but each mistakes the other for a small misshapen human.

3.) French surrealism: rock so out with your Cocteau out.

4.) On Bizarro World, his name is Willem DeFriend.

5.) The fact that the game Red Dead Redemption wasn’t about collecting Communist corpses for a nickel a piece ruined it for me.

6.) What was absurdly exaggerated satire of media culture thirty years ago has faded into the sad truth of the now.

7.) Puppet Access Television. Movies whose rights have lapsed into the puppet domain.

8.) Vitreous humour: the eyes have it!