98 in idea barrages
- Sept. 8, 2014, 4:08 a.m.
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1.) The greatest name for a band ever would be “Tijuana Bible Study”.
2.) The Tea Party’s trying to ban ballet because it heard the word “Arabesque”.
3.) Comedy is the art of focused self-humiliation.
4.) If you see Scratch at the crossroads don’t sell your soul. Curb stomp the bastard instead, make it on your own. It will be worth it. Be your own winning lottery ticket.
5.) If you cross Fox News & The Big Bang Theory, you get the worst thing in human history & its catchphrase is “Benghzinga!”
6.) Scandinavia’s most popular novelty musician is “Weird Al” Reykjavík.
7.) You know what would be a terrible movie? “Butch Patrick And The Sundance Kid”.
8.) Gotta make your peace before you go to pieces. For your own damn sake. You can’t infinitely carry that weight.
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