janu2 in idea barrages

We didn’t call microwaves “Defrigerators” and I think that’s on the all of us. That’s an unforced error. We just weren’t thinking at the time.

I hope the first legal marijuana shop in Maine is called “The Huffin’ Puffin”.

“I’m too sexy for this shirt, right? Thank you for coming to my FREDTalk.”

Sub the rum in the mojito for Jagermeister, you got yourself a brojito right there.

A parody of Lionel Richies ALL NIGHT LONG about Japanese slugger Hideki Matsui.

Once more, said the anesthesiology professor, this time, without feeling.

If that was 5, imagine how bad Mambo number 6 must’ve been.

Your band’s new name is Cavid Darradine.