93 in idea barrages

1.) Is there A Thing yet where rednecks post pictures of fish they threw back on Throwback Thursday? It would be slightly less dumb.

2.) When the nun took up chewing tobacco, she should’ve known she was going to end up with a nasty habit.

3.) Her attempts to draw Popeye on-model were close but no Segar.

4.) I was never going to succeed while trying to pretend I was normal, I know that much. Go weird or go live under a bridge.

5.) It’s a story about getting bitten by Michael Dorn and becoming a wereworf. It’s pretty terrible.

6.) Don’t mourn for MS-DOS. It had a good RUN.

7.) Without old grudges and older mournings, what am I? A quick wit and a bleeding heart? I mean, that’s not that bad for a start.

8.) In French, the difference between mer and merde is so small until you fall in one or the other.

9.) It’s not that I’m unemployable, I’m simply NSFW.

10.) Whoa-oh-ohhhhhhh, listen to the mucus/whoa-oh-oooohhhhhh, listen to the mucus…

11.) Let us admit that SENSE AND SENSIBILITY AND SUPLEXES by Stone Cold Jane Austin would’ve been a better mash-up.