new year bonus barrage in idea barrages

Call all the extradimensional aid you want, that dragon’s still gonna make you into summoner sausage.

Ant-Man and The Atom in a winner-take-all diminution derby.

I think I’ll call my used music / movies / books store HAPPY MEDIUMS.

Tyrod Taylor is an actual NFL quarterback. Not a great one but one who can unembarrassingly start for a bottom-third team. Whatshisname Macaroni was a transparent human interest publicity stunt and I hope you’re ashamed of yourselves, Giants.

I just hope there’s a rap song over the credits of the Die Hard prequel that goes “MCCLANE IN THE MEMBRANE / MCCLANE IN THE BRAIN”.

Your School of Barbecue Wizard gets to add double proficiency to damage on the spell “Sweet Baby’s Ray”.

Barring any last-minute surprises, I’m staying home and making fun of lesser tertiary New Years Drops on television.

No false confidence for 2024. No guarantees. No fake-it-til-you-make-it. If we’ve learned anything the last few years, fake it just breaks it. No facile naivety. Hard-earned hope, only. Push through. Do what we can. Make the New Year Happy one good deed at a time.