dc24 in idea barrages

Facebook puts really good looking people who you do not actually know into your “People You May Know” feed just to torment you. It doesn’t make you use Facebook more, though, it makes you want to be more real-world social in case you may actually meet them. Checkmate, Zuckerberg.

Reading the article about the Duke - Notre Dame NCAA Lacrosse Championship game, I knew I was gonna see some wild “insane rich white people names” and I was not disappointed. Brennan, Liam, Quinn, sure, but “Dyson” just exploded my sides and busted my gut permanent.

If you’re trying to be something that you’re not, just because they hurt you badly, you’re just letting them hurt you twice.

Hot weather is nature’s way of telling you to stay inside. Cold weather is nature’s way of telling you to stay inside. Nature allowed us the ability to use tools, if we weren’t supposed to be inside, that simply wouldn’t have happened. Why are you arguing with nature?

Trick or Threat is an amazing way to play Halloween.

As long as you interpret everything passive-aggressive as actually aggressive-aggressive, you’re all good in the midwest.

Ollie the dog loves guarding doorways so much, I’m declaring him a god of liminal spaces.

Can’t spell “interesting” without “resting”.