dc20 in idea barrages

  • Dec. 19, 2023, 5:27 p.m.
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  1. Why has there never been a crossover between the video games COMMAND & CONQUER and CONKER’S BAD FUR DAY? It seems like a gimmie, you guys.

  2. There should be more wedding receptions where people are powerbombed through the folding tables by professional wrestlers.

  3. It zips up a salad! It makes awards shows even more unwatchable! It’s all these things and more, it’s HIDDEN VALLEY VILANCH.

  4. Your band is now called HARM-BOILED EGGS. That’s the law. You have to live with it. We all do.

  5. Do we call the trope of the horny pizza delivery person in a porno “Thirty Minutes Or Lust”? We should call it “Thirty Minutes Or Lust”.

  6. This Carly Rae Jepsen / Moby Dick mash-up “Call Me… Maybe” would be pretty great, if it existed outside of my imagination.

  7. A parody of Bob Dylan’s “Hurricane” about the iocaine powder in THE PRINCESS BRIDE.

  8. Hades and Persephone weren’t star-crossed bad-boy/good-girl lovers. Hades kidnapped and sexually assaulted her literally to hell and back. Jesus Christ, “fan fiction that forgives the rape in Greco-Roman mythology because some sicko found it hot”. What is wrong with humans.


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