nv20 in idea barrages

Whenever someone shares a photo of one of their ancestors looking fine from the distant past, always reply “building a time machine so I can be your great / grand / mother / father”. It’s always fun to see how they take it!

“Oh, now EVERY princess has to be a different kind of alien! Disney giving into the woke disease!” - someone’s racist grandpa in 2213.

These awful mail-order bride reality shows, it’s one thing when they’re both nuts or both using each other equally. But when it’s a delusional old lady getting exploited by a young scumbag conman, it’s gross and it ought to be illegal for the channel to facilitate it.

Generational wealth inevitably leads to generational idiocy. With a lack of adversity comes a lack of responsibility. Taxing the hell out of wealth inheritance isn’t just about redistribution, it’s about taking the levers of power out the hands of irresponsible moron nepobabies.

Nobody’s “the one” for you. At least not from the start. Maybe someone can BECOME “the one” for you over years of time and work together but it doesn’t just happen. It isn’t just fated and instant. It’s a constant process and requires maintenance even after it happens.

What Wendys never considered was that maybe the location of the beef was the friends we made along the way.

If Taylor Swift ever does a concert cruise, I hope she calld it “Swift-Boated”.

Is there anything more sterile and boring than hard-wood floors? I know they’re trendy or whatever, but our feet were literally made for walking on grass. Slightly difficult to clean 70s shag carpeting is the closest we’ve come to replicating that and I, for one, am for it.