nv 14 in idea barrages

A high-risk sort of stunt artist. An Easel Knievel, if you will.

I fear most people would rather be rich & famous for rubbish than largely unheralded but doing good work. I fear it’s the American disease.

When people tell you to sit up straight, that’s just scoldiosis.

Streaky the Super-Cat probably gets really confused sometimes, chasing its own laser vision.

Ollie the dog doesn’t so much cough as he “korfs” so he has the new nickname “Korfy Annan” and while he isn’t huge into the history of the United Nations, I think he still appreciates the effort on my part.

An ABBA / CCR mash-up called “Bjorn On The Bayou”.

Remember the five seconds when everyone was calling a hot dog a “glizzy”? We should’ve declared that a hot dog sommelier was henceforth known as a “glizzard”.

Steve Martin, angrily leaving a Catholic confessional, telling the priest “well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!”