barrage in motion 8 in idea barrages

1.) Ought start a movie-riffing team. Call ourselves the B-Keepers.

2.) mash-up: MR. BIG STUFF vs WALK ON THE WILD SIDE

3.) mash-up: YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET vs SWEET JANE

4.) If you say “emmy nominated” enough times in a row, eventually you’re chanting “gremmyominated” over and over like a chaotic-evil druid.

5.) Sometimes I like to pretend that the women who walk the winners backstage are trained assassins, just waiting for a clear shot.

6.) It’s like MST3K but instead of cheesy movies they riff on your personal twitter feed. Just make fun or them and so on. It’ll be great.

7.) What freedom if tacos are not free? Tacos are amazing, why not just share? Bring over some taco.

8.) I hope there is some day a celebrity lesbian couple named Amanda and Victoria so that we can refer to them as “Mandatory”.

9.) I hope that Iggy Pop’s fans in Japan call him “Iggyban”.

10.) “Oh, venereal disease is such an ugly term,” he said, “let us just call them bed sores.”

11.) I am not perfect but that’s why I’m on such an exciting adventure. The perfect are stagnant. Getting better is the trip with the most value.

12.) The greatest sentence of words where every word starts with B is “British Bulldog Brought Beer”.

13.) For a reboot of Bart Simpson to be edgy now, he’d have to be all like “eat my sharts” instead, life is weird like that.

14.) Whenever pot is legalized in New York State, the first person with a hashbar in Amsterdam NY is a millionaire.

15.) Every band should have an AMAZING cover of Freebird in their pocket, just to shut up hipster hecklers.

16.) If you’re touring with a horn section & don’t cover “21st Century Schizoid Man” you BETTER be Guns N Roses. That’s the only valid exception.

17.) Can’t I just tell g-mail “block all e-mails from companies where I bought ex-girlfriends presents”? Seems a small ask.

18.) Loki ran a traveling medicine show. Never stuck around long enough to ruin anybody, stole just enough to teach a lesson. You can too.