sept30 in idea barrages

If you’ve hurt yourself while dancing in the club, you may be eligible for twerkers compensation.

“Beans beans the musical fruit”? You mean, lentil illness?

Bird is drone, turtle is roomba, where is our water robot friend?

A literary journal and a BDSM dungeon can both say “FREE SUBMISSIONS!” and they mean very different things.

How did I not, at the depths of the COVID shortages, write a parody of RHCPs’ Scar Tissue about bath tissue? That seems like a real unforced error.

If you must have a pet skunk, at least name her something cool like “Meryl Stripe” or something.

The “Animorphs” and “Help I’m Trapped In …’s Body” series were part of this weird brief period where junior fiction was ALL ABOUT deeply disturbing body horror. I just want to know what kicked off the Cronenberg Junior micro-trend and what finally killed it.

Kinda want a shirt that just says LOCAL BAND on it.