sept 8 in idea barrages

A nun-fetish themed Only Fans account called “Thots & Prayers”.

I want Southwest Salads and McWraps back. YOU MADE ME DIABETIC, MCDONALDS, YOU OWE ME LOWER CARB OPTIONS. YOU OWE ME.

A baseball cap where on the back is printed the exact image of your hairline and the top of your head so that when you wear it backwards, it is the exact image of what it beneath it. The Meta-Cap.

A parody of the old one-hit wonder “How Bizarre” about the cult-movie star Robert Z’Dar called “Bob Z’Dar”. Bob Z’Dar! Bob Z’Dar, Bob Z’Dar, Bob Z’Dar.

I am terrified by the obvious fact that the public-domain horror disaster BLOOD AND HONEY is going to lead to a deeply low-effort public-domain porno called CHRISTOPHER RUBBIN.

The only way to make sweet potato fries well in an air fryer is to just throw caution to the wind & come as close as you can to burning them as possible without turning them to coal. A lot of life is like that. Most of my failures come from my inability to live like that.

Maybe the Hamburglar was just seizing the means of hamburger production for the McProletariat.

Someone at some point asked Lucas “what do the jarjar things call their boats?” “hey-blibbers” and that person had to not laugh & not immediately have George committed to an asylum to maintain their six figure salary & it’s a lot of what’s wrong with our entire society.